• A plane overshot the runway landing in Jamaica, which is only funny because 1) nobody died, and 2) the plane was obviously stoned (via @wonkette)
• Tearful teabagger afraid that he prayed Sen. Inhofe to death haha ... fucking LOON.
• Facebook was cited in 1 out of every 5 recent divorces as a triggering mechanism for the breakdown of a marriage.
• This five-minute giant robot invasion short is great:
  
  
  
• The Democratic Party is fairly bipartisan. The Republican Party? Not so much.

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• Holy shit, haven't seen someone get jacked like this since the '80s haha fuck. Block from my house.
• It's the film adaptation of a comic, so suspend disbelief and enjoy it for what it is:
  
• In NYC it's illegal to paint a real gun to look like a toy & illegal to sell a toy gun that looks real. Problem solved, crime is over!
• Never occurred to me that Wall Street was named that because there used to be a wall there—What about the intersection of Cumming Street & Seamen Street?

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You know how sometimes you go to a concert to see a big artist, and you check out the merchandise they have for sale and it fucking sucks? It's simple and unimaginative or just bad? And you're like, "How can a performer this big have such crappy merchandise?"

Let me tell you how.

Because they waited until a week before the tour started to give their merchandising company a single logo and a low-res JPG with which to design and produce an entire tour line. Since there is no time to spend doing anything awesome, the designs created are fast and simple, and probably boring.

That's why.

And then on top of it all, after the manager has had days to review the submissions and has actually approved most of them, on the day that you have to send all the art out in order to have everything produced in time for the first show, the manager frantically calls flipping out because "You used the wrong logo!" (as if they haven't been staring at it for five days) the logo in question being the one they sent you to use.

So now you get to redesign everything with the correct logo, which they now send you, and resubmit new visuals and re-upload the print files after they have approved them (for the 2nd time).

No doubt when the tour starts and there is no merchandise available for the first show or two, the same manager will call screaming at you for dropping the ball and not getting the stuff done in time.

Just sayin' ...

jawn: Out Of Time - Burn

• Two burglars in NJ were arrested when an officer FOLLOWED A TRAIL OF THEIR FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW ::slaps forehead::
• "I wrote a book." — "What's that?" — "Like a really long magazine." — "What's that?" — "Like the Internet made out of trees." (via @mattxmiller)
• Chariot Skates—the newest douchetastic XTREME sports equipment that nobody will buy ever.
• 'Tis the season for every metal doorknob in the office to shock the shit out of me.
• Wow, Brixton's face really changes so much from day to day:

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I would seriously drop everything and anything for you. And lately shit has just been validating that for me even more. I really wish that you'd realize this and realize how good for you I could be and just let shit happen and take it's course. I wish you realized that sooner or later that someone else might come along, and I might be at my wits end as far as waiting goes. I would like to say that I would, but I don't know if I can wait forever for you to figure shit out.

It's not really that fair, you know.

• 08:44 Do you like my scarf? My mommy made it for me. I am five.
• 09:52 When it is 14° out and you are only wearing a sweatshirt, and no hat or gloves, I do not think you are tough—I think you are dumb as shit.
• 12:49 Republicans—the Party of "No"—Blocks War Funding Just To Delay Health-Care Bill. TRAITORS! Why do they hate the troops?
• 16:19 I hate when people write "FUCK" as "F@#K" or something like that—it's not magically less offensive to those who are offended by such things.
• 18:25 Shooter fled via fire escape but "his low-slung pants fell to his ankles, sending him falling 3 stories to his death."
• 18:31 We almost went extinct! Somewhere between 130k to 190k years ago, the human species was reduced to less than 1,000 breeding individuals.

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• 23:46 Three years old is not too young for practical jokes.
• 11:08 MAXIMUM PENALTY's new video for Life & Times is out now ... get down with that shit.
  
• 14:08 Oh look, it's the Jolly Green Midget!
  
• 20:28 Quote Of The Day: "If you make something idiot proof, nature will make a better idiot." (via @SebastianSH)
• 21:04 The Unintended Consequence of "Better" Technology: New LED traffic lights, with no wasted heat, get covered in snow.
• 21:11 Blondie's [new] version of We Three Kings is officially my new favorite Christmas song:
  

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"A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead."

• 10:15 How insurers trick Facebook users into opposing Health Care Reform
• 11:33 Slate Magazine: Why do rappers hold their guns sideways?
• 14:44 Just what I always wanted—a dead stuffed lamb with a rainbow horn. But does it shit gold nuggets?
• 15:13 THIS is why I don't beef with strangers over unimportant shit—because people are complete savages
• 15:15 Oh awesome—this memo pad documents my look from 1995 to 2005 bit.ly/6kbSqJ
• 16:12 This might be the best video you've seen all day:
  
  



• 20:05 Bea and Brixton are in TX, I miss them. At least Bea sends me photo updates several times a day:
  
  
  Such a goofy baby.

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• Article says "a Brooklyn DJ" was killed "on the way to her day job as a florist" ... doesn't that make her a florist, and not a DJ?
• Times Square shooter's gun jammed because he held it sideways? Funny, but could also be because those guns are junk.
• The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All-Time.
• Oh look, the Bush Administration's missing 22 million emails have magically surfaced, finally.
• Millennium Falcon Bed—I think "Brixton" (ahem) is definitely going to want this bed.
• Maybe the coolest octopus video you will ever see:
  


• Funny ... Joe Lieberman liked the public option when he ran for President on it and called it "Medichoice."
• Brixton got a lip ring:
  
  

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• 14:07 My "Riding My Bike In 20° Weather" style: twitpic.com/t2yuh
• 14:34 Why am I craving ramen? I had ramen for dinner last night, and I want some for lunch. Grow up.
• 15:30 Just built Brixton a new stroller— twurl.nl/8hwqcw —Now I need to teach him how to operate it :)

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